Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea ... but you and I know what a Jew is -- one who killed Our Lord ... A lot of people say to me "Why did you kill Christ?" What can I say? It was an accident. It was one of those parties that got out of hand, you know... We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him. -- Lenny Bruce