files/linux-offensive
<Overfiend> "Oxford University has joined with IBM and the UK
            Government to build a sophisticated computing Grid based
            on the open standards of Linux that will enable early
            screening and diagnosis of breast cancer...." Press 
	    release within.
<Overfiend> In gratitude, the women of the world should all let Linux
            developers fondle their breasts, and the lactating ones
            should permit developers to drink.