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Gun as the ceremonial Sword[permalink][rss]

I have vague memories of reading about how the sword must actually be a bladed implement because the various spirits of the earth and demons will be unresponsive to a pistol. The purpose of the sword is to cut and to criticize. So long as the magical weapon is not a shotgun, gun seems viable.

If lead is the issue, real silver bullets do exist. Copper bullets also do exist. Depleted uranium rounds are federally illegal but they would also qualify as "a pure metal that is a higher tier than lead and thus not influenced by the spirits" in this context.

2024-11-30 05:07:23 #magic
Coming Down[permalink][rss]

Lost Dog Street Band, "Coming Down," featuring Thirteen Strings and a Two Dollar Bill // Take Away - Youtube link to a live recording (because I require that SOVL)

The same song on bandcamp, for purchase

At first, I didn't think this was a very good song. Upon listening more closely, it was incredibly moving. This version has an evolving chorus which was incredibly compelling to me. The change of a single word entirely drives the decline from dopesick and desperate to delirious and withdrawing.

Upon the first iteration of the chorus:


And in my dreams, there's a needle and spoon,
And there's a pair of dice, a loaded gun, maybe me and you
And you're sawing on a fiddle and I'm wondering which to choose
Everything's so complicated now I am coming down


Upon further iterations:


And in my dreams, there's a needle and spoon,
And there's a pair of dice, a loaded gun, maybe me and you
And you're sawing on a fiddle and I'm wondering which to shoot
Everything's so complicated now I am coming down

2024-11-21 02:36:52 #music
Heart Attack Gun[permalink][rss]

The CIA's Scariest Weapon - a link to a youtube video about the CIA heart attack gun

Where do I buy one? /s

stay strapped, boys

2024-11-18 03:34:59 #cia
Misanthropy[permalink][rss]

My misanthropy levels have reached an all time high.

Do right by others.
Speak only the truth.
Hold onto your paradigm and do not allow others to lead you into delusion.
Be charitable when possible.
Strive towards self sufficiency.
Do all of these things and you still get screwed over.

I am not mad. I am not feeling vindictive. We are living in a low trust world with high trust morality. I am increasingly weary of moochers, freeloaders, and manipulators. They always seem to go ballistic as soon as you stop catering to their every whinging whim.

2024-11-17 17:39:59 #furak
0x19 "Musical year-in-review"[permalink][rss]

I am wanting to write a post about the music albums I listened to this year. There aren't many (6) so I don't think it will be worth the effort of re-listening in order to write a competent review.

The last 3 years have been filled with silence and the occasional podcast to stimulate my brain. I try to listen to whole albums. Listen 1 is new information, listen 2 is a deeper listening, listen 3 is for enjoyment, and on listen 4+ the track skipping begins. When I find myself skipping tracks I stop listening to the album because there is no new information to be gleaned. At listen 5+ the music becomes annoying and, frustratingly, loathsome.

The ability to listen to music constantly no matter the context is an entirely foreign concept. I do not understand how others accomplish this feat while maintaining sanity.

For me, it's silence.

2024-11-07 12:14:19 #music
Wireless keyboard[permalink][rss]

Added a usbc -> usba adapter and a wireless USB keyboard to the android based shitposting stack.

> More peripherals! Then I will be happy!

Really, I find myself spending more time AFK and touch screen keyboards are too inaccurate and slow to reliably record ideas with a half life of 5 seconds.

2024-11-03 17:51:31 #hardware
DIY nutritional slop[permalink][rss]

I remember when soylent launched. Although it is posible to power a human using exclusively industrial chemicals, the state of California will never be happy about it.

DIY nutrient slop also exists. Many recipes exist and can be found at www.completefoods.co

I am currently thinking about the possibility of a potato based diet supplemented with vitamin tablets, minerals, and amino acids.

2024-11-03 14:41:27 #food
Protonmail + Proton bridge + Mutt[permalink][rss]

I don't think I ever actually wrote something about this. I need to write a post about this. The only reason I didn't is because I didn't want to mess with the Linuxulator on FreeBSD and, later, because I didn't want to attempt to build Proton bridge from source. On linux, it seems to work file.

I might try to build it again on {free,open}bsd to try to remember what the issue was.

2024-10-31 02:04:44 #mail
Unused ports[permalink][rss]

Here are a list of ports <1024 that are not associated with any service:

8	10	12	14	16	24	26	30	32	34	35	36	40	59	60	72	75	100	114	116	120	121	122	124	125	127	128	130	131	132	133	134	136	140	141	142	144	145	146	147	148	149	150	154	155	157	159	160	166	167	168	171	172	173	174	175	176	181	182	183	184	185	186	187	188	189	190	192	193	195	196	197	198	200	203	205	207	208	211	212	214	215	216	217	219	221	222	223	224	242	243	244	245	246	247	248	256	257	258	260	261	263	265	266	267	268	269	270	271	272	273	274	275	276	277	278	279	281	282	283	284	285	286	287	288	289	290	291	292	293	294	295	296	297	298	299	301	302	303	304	305	306	307	309	310	313	314	315	316	317	321	322	324	325	326	327	328	329	330	331	332	333	334	335	336	337	338	339	340	341	342	343	344	345	346	347	348	349	352	353	354	355	357	358	359	360	361	362	363	364	365	367	368	373	374	375	377	378	379	380	381	382	385	386	390	391	392	393	394	395	396	397	398	400	402	403	404	405	406	407	408	409	410	411	412	413	414	415	416	417	418	419	420	421	422	423	424	425	426	428	429	430	431	432	435	436	437	438	439	440	441	442	446	447	448	449	450	451	452	453	454	455	456	457	458	459	460	461	462	463	466	467	469	470	471	472	473	474	492	493	494	495	496	498	499	501	503	505	506	507	508	509	511	516	519	522	523	527	528	529	534	535	536	537	538	539	541	549	551	552	553	555	557	558	559	562	565	566	567	568	569	570	571	572	573	574	575	576	577	578	579	580	581	582	583	584	586	588	589	590	592	594	595	596	597	598	599	600	602	603	605	606	607	608	609	610	611	612	613	614	615	616	617	618	619	620	621	622	624	626	627	628	629	630	632	633	634	637	638	640	642	644	645	649	650	652	656	658	659	661	662	663	664	665	667	668	669	670	671	672	673	675	676	677	678	679	680	681	682	683	685	686	687	689	692	693	696	697	699	703	704	707	708	709	710	713	714	715	716	717	718	719	720	721	722	723	724	725	726	727	728	729	730	731	732	733	734	735	736	737	738	739	740	741	742	743	744	745	746	747	748	755	756	757	758	759	761	762	763	764	765	766	767	768	769	770	771	772	773	774	775	776	777	778	779	780	781	784	785	786	787	788	789	790	791	792	793	794	795	796	797	798	799	801	803	804	805	806	807	809	810	811	812	813	814	815	816	817	818	819	820	821	822	823	824	825	826	827	828	834	835	836	837	838	839	840	841	842	844	845	846	849	850	851	852	854	855	856	857	858	859	863	864	865	866	867	868	869	870	871	872	874	875	876	877	878	879	880	881	882	883	884	885	886	887	889	890	891	892	893	894	895	896	899	900	901	904	905	906	907	908	909	910	911	912	913	914	915	916	917	918	919	920	921	922	923	924	925	926	927	928	929	930	931	932	933	934	935	936	937	938	939	940	941	942	943	944	945	946	947	948	949	950	951	952	954	955	956	957	958	959	960	961	962	963	964	965	966	967	968	969	970	971	972	973	974	975	976	977	978	979	980	982	983	984	985	986	996	997	998	999	1000	1001	1002	1003	1004	1005	1006	1007	1008	1009	1021	1022	1023	1023 	1024	1080	1109	1194	


Methodology:
1. get a list of ports from /etc/services
2. get a list of ports from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_TCP_and_UDP_port_numbers
3. use seq to make a list of numbers from 0 to 1024
4. $ cat seq-nums services wiki | sort -n | uniq -u

2024-10-30 02:18:15 #ports
Thinking about starting a new webring - "The infrastructure webring"[permalink][rss]

Rubber duck debugging except the duck is vim. A title change might be in order. Possibly "'Roll-Your-Own' Webring".

Possible requirements:  
- real hardware or vps, rented or owned
- proof of domain ownership (a bs dns record would work)
- proof you have root on the server (I can't figure this one out)
- 1 year of site activity (so you are already invested)
- tell the OS and why you chose it
- describe the server stack and why you chose it
- include any additional daemons running on the system

Considering:
- badges (for lack of a better term)
- for founders (this will be contested)
- for each daemon you are running beyond httpd (ie gopher, tor, i2pd, email, xmpp, etc)
- for custom code (ie "Custom SSG" or "Custom server side scripts")
- for custom daemons you wrote yourself (ie custom finger, gopher, httpd, etc)
- git managed
- can't^won't self host git because a git forge is useless without other users
- probably gitlab
- no actual server code included in the repo, only member site data (debatable)


If not badges, at least create a data field specifically for various services. Badges would create an arbitrary sense of accomplishment and encourage users to host more things in the hopes that their websites do not end up in the equivalent of neocities graveyard.

2024-10-29 15:47:14 #webring
.sql vs .sqlite3[permalink][rss]

I am now storing a .sql file instead of the actual sqlite3 database. Makefile rules to dump/resilver the database have been added. This should be nicer to git.

2024-10-29 15:36:14 #picoblog #sql #git
Re: corded conversion [permalink][rss]


V: 18
AH: 5
Wh: 90
A: ???

The problem: figure out maximum discharge amps. Potential solutions include: splice in a multimeter, run the drill until the battery dies and do math. My initial solution was to take apart the battery pack to see if the cells indicate anything. They were all soldered together inside of an internal plastic housing. I did not want to destroy this battery because it is still functional.
"What's Inside Tool Batteries? Milwaukee FLEX DeWalt Makita Snap-On [18650 21700 ??]" - youtube channel that did exactly what I just tried to do
spreadsheet with many battery specs included (change /pub to pub?output=ods to download it)
The power supply should provide:
 
V: 18
A: 20
W: 360

It would be wise to have the option to slowly titrate up the amperage to avoid an electrical fire. I'm sure I'm not the first person to do this.

2024-10-27 23:28:18 #tools #electrical #tools #electrical
Battery powered tools[permalink][rss]

Certain cordless power tools do not have an official option to replace the battery with a cable. The ability to do this effectively turns the tool into a corded tool. I might look into building custom power supplies for said tools. This could probably be accomplished with commodity hardware and a couple of cheap, sacrificial Chinese bootleg batteries. An inline circuit breaker would be extremely useful to prevent repeated trips to the breaker box. No other useful features immediately come to mind.

2024-10-27 18:23:02 #tools #electrical #tools #electrical

I forgot to link to the tagmap page. I might change the font scaling to be 100+(percent of tags that are this tag)%.

2024-10-26 12:20:18 #picoblog #picoblog
I'm Thinking[permalink][rss]

MIKU MIKU OOO EEE OOO

2024-10-26 12:03:45 #shitpost #miku #shitpost #miku

Behold, the solution to the American public transportation issue: Hi-Rail vehicles. Hydraulic rams, steering lockout, and some system to do data transfer between the ECU to automatically set a speed entirely solves my disdain for and disillusionment in relation to driving without forcing me into a crowded box with the dredges of American society.

A more optimal solution would be passenger trains with a ticket cost at ~$0.15/mile (comparable to gasoline prices in an efficient car) so that overcrowding does not occur. At these prices, only the most sleep deprived would actually consider it. This will never happen. I will continue to pray for the pipe dream of Hi-Rail automated highways.

My book will be titled[permalink][rss]

"Multiphasic sleep cycles and lucid dream states: a stimulant induced approach"

2024-10-23 13:10:35 #sleep #dreams #shitpost #sleep #dreams #shitpost
Emmanuele Bassi PS1 character

Not everything must have a use case. We are allowed to have fun things.

2024-10-20 23:11:50 #bassi #picoblog #bassi #picoblog
Makefile duct tape[permalink][rss]

Using a makefile to write new posts. I'm almost surprised my checks to kill the script if the SAPI != "cli" even works with this many layers of scripts calling scripts calling scripts.

Makefile:

new: 
php -r 'include "sqlite.php"; new_post();'

2024-10-20 21:34:03 #picoblog #makefile #php #picoblog #makefile #php
Switched from csv to sqlite[permalink][rss]

I wanted to keep it as simple as possible bit I realized I only had two choices: write clean code that does not scale or buckle and use a real database. Descent. Delusion even. I am not having fun with PDO.

2024-10-15 02:39:00 #picoblog #picoblog
IQ distribution of various operating system users

Currently, I am typing the entire html that will get me to the asset I want. I may or may not modify the post creation script to prompt for media type before inserting it into a boilerplate line of html.

2024-10-14 01:03:47 #image #picoblog #image #picoblog
Building s/shitter/picoblog[permalink][rss]

This is a smaller version of microblogging.

2024-10-06 18:21:11 #project #picoblog #project #picoblog